Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Season 2, in Summary

I haven't been able to place all of the episodes quite yet, but so far, the timeline I've gathered for Season 2 is:

7F12 – The Way We Was
7F16 – Oh Brother Where Art Thou
7G06 – Moaning Lisa
7G02 – Bart The Genius
7F04 – Treehouse of Horror
7G04 – There’s No Disgrace Like Home
7G08 – Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
7F14 – Bart’s Dog Gets an F
7F03 – Bart Gets an F
7G10 – Homer’s Night Out
7G12 – Krusty Gets Busted
7F19 – Lisa’s Substitute
7G13 – The Crepes of Wrath
7G09 – Call of the Simpsons
7F21 – Three Men and a Comic Book
7F05 – Dancin’ Homer
7F18 – Brush With Greatness
7F01 – Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
7F08 – Dead Putting Society
7F07 – Bart vs. Thanksgiving
7F22 – Blood Feud

I have included some Season 1 episodes as reference points to my first timeline.

Most of the other episodes can be placed in multiple locations, so I want to wait until later to find definitive spots for them. The fixed reference date of "Old Money" is causing a lot of problems, so I might consider it non-canon. I also realized that any episode in which Lisa eats meat must be placed prior to or during the time she is in 2nd grade, which may cause later issues.

And, as before, here are the top 10 episodes of Season 2 which will hold more weight in their canonicity:

10) 7F18 - Brush With Greatness
9) 7F17 - Old Money
8) 7F22 - Blood Feud
7) 7F03 - Bart Gets an F
6) 7F04 - Treehouse of Horror
5) 7F11 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish
4) 7F21 - Three Men and a Comic Book
3) 7F12 - The Way We Was
2) 7F07 - Bart vs. Thanksgiving
1) 7F19 - Lisa's Substitute

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

7F22 - Blood Feud (August 11, 1991)

Summary: Bart gives blood to save Mr. Burns and Homer gets upset when they get no reward.

Episode Timeline:
Monday:
- The power plant unveils it's new warning sign
- Burns collapses on his bedroom floor
- Burns needs a blood transfusion
- Smithers announces to the plant that they are looking for blood
- Bart has the right blood type
- Homer tells the story of Hercules and the lion
Tuesday:
- Bart arrives to give blood
- The blood rejuvenates Burns
- Burns returns to the plant, healthy
- Burns decides to give the Simpsons a nice gift
Wednesday:
- Homer receives Burns's card
- Bart takes a letter
- Homer decides to sleep before he mails it
- Homer dreams about strangling Burns and eating pancakes
Thursday:
- Homer chews his pillow
- Homer wonders where the letter is
- Bart mails the letter
- Homer learns the letter was mailed
- 12pm, Homer tries to retrieve the letter
- Burns decides to write his own biography
- Homer tries to pose as Burns
- Lisa continues showing Maggie flashcards
Friday:
- Burns writes his 5th chapter
- 7:02am, Burns reads Homer's letter
- Homer is escorted from Burns's building
- Burns signs Homer's pink slip
- Homer is afraid
- Smithers talks to the goon
- Smithers tells Burns he called it off
- Homer drinks at Moe's
Saturday:
- Burns goes shopping for the Simpsons
- Burns delivers his gift
- The Simpsons discuss the moral of the story

References to Time:
- Smithers once donated a kidney to Burns
- Carl is Homer's supervisor
- Otto mentions that school is in session
- Burns doesn't know who Lenny or Bart are
- The mail is picked up at noon
- Homer doesn't know Burns's first name
- Burns usually arrives to work at 7:30am

References to Other Episodes: None

SLH Presence:
- SLH is present
- Moe's TV is black and white
- Bart prank calls Moe
- The Olmec Head first appears

Minimum Time Spanned: 6 days

Canon: Bart is allergic to butterscotch, but in a later episode, Marge feeds it to him (maybe that was before they learned of the allergy). If that's true, then it's all canon.

Favorite Moments:
- In the rush to get Bart's blood to Burns, one of the hospital workers forgets to hit the elevator button.
- An excited Homer tells Lisa to do something to celebrate the letter from Burns. She turns on the sprinkler.
- The Post Office mural that parodies the Sistine Chapel painting of Adam and God is pretty cool.

Review: This is a nice simple episode where the family behaves like a family. Homer gets upset, Bart does what he thinks is right, Lisa shows flashcards to Maggie, and Marge tries to provide the voice of reason. Nothing over the top happens, and it is a good way to sum up Season 2. The ending scene is cute when the family tries to determine the moral of the story and decides it's just a bunch of stuff that happened. A-

Monday, August 17, 2009

7F21 - Three Men and a Comic Book (May 9, 1991)

Summary: Bart tries to get money for the first issue of Radioactive Man, then shares ownership with Martin and Milhouse.

Episode Timeline:
WWI:
- Mrs. Glick's brother Asa dies from holding a grenade too long
About 30 years ago:
- Little Marge works for her older sisters to earn money for an Easy Bake Oven
Saturday:
- Lisa and Bart are driven to the 12th Annual Comic-Con
- Bartman tries to get a discount
- Jimbo corrects the Mayor
- Martin loses a Vulcan ear
- Otto shows his comic book idea
- The original Fallout Boy takes questions
- Comic Book Guy shows Bart the first issue of Radioactive Man
- 6:00pm, the family leaves the convention
- Bart decides to get a job to earn the money to buy the comic book
Sunday:
- Bart searches the house for money
- Bart turns in an empty bottle at the Kwik-E-Mart
- Bart trades Bolivian coins for American money
- Bart tries selling lemonade
- Bart sells beer
- Marge talks to Mrs. Glick about a job for Bart
Monday:
- Bart goes to Glick's
- Bart pulls weeds
- Glick applies iodine to Bart's wounds
- Bart returns home
Tuesday:
- Bart cleans the gutters
- Glick shows off her wedding/mourning dress
- Bart visits the comic book
Wednesday:
- Bart cleans the cat box
- Glick puts on more iodine
Thursday is skipped
Friday:

- Glick pays Bart 50 cents
- Bart complains about working
Saturday:
- Bart, Milhouse, and Martin buy the comic book
- The boys try to each leave with it
- The boys read the book in Bart's treehouse
- The boys make a schedule for the comic book, but tonight it stays
- The boys fight and eat S'mores
- The boys tie up Martin
- The boys fight and the comic is destroyed
Sunday:
- The boys should've learned how to share

References to Time:
- Buddy Hodges wasn't killed in Vietnam
- The first issue of Radioactive Man came out Nov. 1952
- When Homer was about 20, he figured out working is for chumps

References to Other Episodes: None.

SLH Presence:
- SLH is present

Minimum Time Spanned: 9 days, possibly the summer

Canon: Yes

Favorite Moments:
- When Bart wants $100 for the comic, Homer replies, "Well, TS"
- The Wonder Years reference with Daniel Stern as the adult Bart
- Milhouse shouting "Let's tie him up!" when Martin tries to use the bathroom

Review: This is a great episode. The comic-conventions scenes are spot on, Bart working for Glick is hilarious, and the final aftermath of the three boys and the comic is tragic and exciting to watch. This is a well-crafted episode. It's also full of nice "realistic" touches, like Maggie smashing fries into the table at Krusty Burger. A

Sunday, August 16, 2009

7F20 - The War of the Simpsons (May 2, 1991)

Summary: Homer and Marge go to a marriage retreat after he embarrasses her at a dinner party.

Episode Timeline:
About 9 years ago:
- Baby Bart drives down his babysitter
A night in the past:
- Homer had fun in bed eating a big sandwich
Saturday:
- Homer and Marge prepare for a dinner party, Flanders mixes a drink for Homer
- The party gets underway, Homer gets drunker
- Homer wears a lampshade
- Maggie tears up people's money
- Homer quits working for some guy he doesn't know
- Homer looks down Maude's blouse
- The guests leave, Homer is passed out
Sunday:
- Homer and Marge fight in the car
- Homer apologizes to Bart about his behavior
- Homer comes late to church
- Marge signs up for the marriage retreat
Monday - Friday are skipped
Saturday:

- Homer finishes packing for the trip
- Grampa agrees to babysit
- Homer stores fishing supplies in the car
- Grampa and the kids say goodbye
- Homer stops at the bait shop and learns about General Sherman
- Bart decides to bleed Grampa dry
- Homer and Marge arrive at the retreat
- The problems of the couples are discussed
- Grampa and the kids go shopping
- 9:30pm, Marge finishes her list of grievances
- Bart and Lisa watch McBain on television
Sunday:
- 5am, Homer tries to sneak out to fish
- Homer gets dragged of the pier by General Sherman
- Sherman drags Homer around
- Bart and Lisa drink coffee
- Sherman knocks Homer out of the boat
- Before noon, Bart invites people to a party at 2pm
- Lovejoy tells Marge that Homer is the cause of all the problems
- 2pm, the party starts
- Homer talks to Sherman
- The party is very destructive
- Homer catches Sherman
- Grampa cries after the party
- Homer throws back Sherman
- Bart and Lisa clean
- Homer and Marge return home, Grampa leaves
- The Legend of Homer is created at the bait shop

References to Time:
- Last year at the Winfields' party, Homer threw up in the laundry hamper
- Barney has met Patty and Selma before
- This is the 3rd Annual Marriage Retreat
- Bart is almost 10 and a half

References to Other Episodes: None.

SLH Presence:
- SLH is present

Minimum Time Spanned: 9 days

Canon: Homer claims that their wedding was a big bash with lots of musicians and holy men. We will later see in "I Married Marge" that this was not true (unless he is referring to the second wedding from "A Milhouse Divided" but I doubt it). This comment is not canon.

Favorite Moment: When Flanders reveals his problem with Maude (she underlines passages in his Bible when she can't find her own), Homer quips "Lucky you don't keep guns in the house."

Review: This is a pretty good episode. This seems to be one of those classic episodes that builds a lot of the dynamic between Homer and Marge. Although Homer vs. Marge episodes become a lot more common,this once pays off well. The whole dinner party sequence is quite entertaining (including Homer's recollection of it). Bart and Lisa taking advantage of Grampa is amusing as well, but it's ultimately a forgettable subplot. B+

Friday, August 14, 2009

7F19 - Lisa's Substitute (April 25, 1991)

Summary: Lisa falls for her substitute teacher while Bart runs for class president.

Episode Timeline:
Monday:
- Miss Hoover has Lyme Disease
- Bart shows a video of the birth of Snowball II
- Mr. Bergstrom comes to teach Lisa's class
- Martin announces his bid for class presidency
- Bergstrom sings Home on the Range
- Bart is nominated to be president
Tuesday:
- Bergstrom reads Charlotte's Web
- Bergstrom draws out the students' talents
- Krabappel hits on Bergstrom
- Lisa plays sax for Bergstrom
Wednesday:
- Lisa and Marge do laundry
- Homer and Bart make fun of Bergstrom
- Bergstrom asks if Homer helps with Lisa's homework
- Bart demands more asbestos
- Homer encourages Bart to win
Thursday:
- Martin isn't looking for easy answers
- Bart gives a speech at lunch
- Bart and Martin put up campaign posters
- Homer makes a poster for Bart
Friday:
- Lisa and Bergstrom watch Bart lead the people
- Ralph reads his letter to Miss Hoover
- Marge asks Homer to take Lisa to the museum
Saturday:
- Homer doesn't pay the museum's suggested donation
- Homer, Lisa, and Bergstrom look at a dinosaur
- Homer, Lisa, and Bergstrom look at a mummy
- Homer and Bergstrom talk about Lisa
- Marge tells Lisa to invite Bergstrom over for dinner
Sunday is skipped
Monday:

- Hoover is back
- Bergstrom taught that life is worth living, Lisa runs out of school
- The election for president will be held during recess
- Lisa goes to Bergstrom's apartment to find he has left
- No one voted for Bart
- Martin wins
- Lisa says goodbye to Bergstrom
- Lisa calls Homer a baboon
- Homer makes amends with Lisa
- Homer cheers up Bart
- Homer helps Maggie sleep
- Homer and Marge go to bed

References to Time:
- Lisa is in Hoover's class, 2nd Grade, Bart in Krabappel's, 4th
- Krabappel is technically still married
- The Museum of Natural History will be closing forever in 2 weeks
- A calendar in Bart's class says it is April
- Homer says he's never lost anyone special to him

References to Other Episodes: None.

SLH Presence:
- SLH is not present

Minimum Time Spanned: 8 days

Canon: Yes, although there is a bit of inconsistency as to whether Bart's class is above Lisa's or vice-versa

Favorite Moment:
- Mr. Bergstrom's farewell scene. It's very touching, especially when Lisa says she needs him. "That's the problem with being middle class. Anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more."

Review: This is one of the best if not the best episode of the Simpsons ever. It really stands out above all the episodes that preceded it. The Bart story is funny, the Lisa story is tragic, and it all fits nicely together, with Homer wrapping up both at the end. This is a good area for Homer to fit in, because he's not a complete idiot as he is seen in later seasons. He is just a not-to-bright father who tries his best to be a good father. Mr. Bergstrom is a great character and it's a shame that Dustin Hoffman wasn't willing to attach his name to the show, because he does such a good job and the episode is wonderful. I love every scene of this episode. A+

Thursday, August 13, 2009

7F18 - Brush With Greatness (April 11, 1991)

Summary: While Homer goes on a diet, Marge is hired to paint a portrait of Mr. Burns.

Episode Timeline:
The early 70's:
- High school Marge gets her dreams of painting crushed
- Marge mails a painting to Ringo
Friday:
- Krusty finishes his last show from Mt. Splashmore
- Bart and Lisa bother Homer into the night
Saturday:
- The family leaves for Mt. Splashmore
- Bart and Lisa get in line for H2WHOA
- Maggie plays in the kiddie pool
- Homer goes on H2WHOA and gets stuck
- The family watches the news
- Homer is 260lbs and vows to go on a diet
Sunday:
- In the attic, Homer finds Marge's Ringo paintings
- The diet starts on porkchop night
Monday:
- Marge enrolls in a painting class, Lombardo approves
- Homer is trapped by his exercise equipment
Tuesday - Friday:
- Marge takes her first class
- Homer exercises, Marge paints him
- Lombardo chooses Marge to represent him at next week's art exhibition
Saturday -Tuesday are skipped
Wednesday:

- Marge's painting wins the exhibition
Thursday:
- Burns wants Marge to paint his portrait
Friday:
- Homer is down to 249lbs
- The donut deliverer notices the pileup of donuts at the plant
- Burns visits Marge
- Marge begins painting Burns
- Maggie crawls on Burns's leg
Saturday is skipped
Sunday:
- Burns reads the funny pages
- Marge walks in on Burns in the shower
- Smithers prepares tea
- Ringo opens Marge's old painting
Monday:
- Burns yells at Lisa
- Burns teases a 239lb Homer
- Marge receives Ringo's reply
- Marge paints all night
Tuesday:
- The Burns Painting is revealed

References to Time:
- Lisa is 8

References to Other Episodes:
- There's a Burns for Governor sticker in the attic from "Two Cars in Every Garage..."

SLH Presence:
- Sideshow Mel is on the Krusty Show
- Lisa eats meat
- SLH is present

Minimum Time Spanned: 14 days, most likely in the summer

Canon: Yes

Favorite Moment:
- Ringo's letter back to Marge is pretty sweet, especially the delayed response to her question about hamburgers

Review: Another nice episode. The Mt. Splashmore stuff is funny, and Burns and Smithers greatly resemble the Burns and Smithers we love today. Jon Lovitz plays another amusing character, and Ringo is great as a guest voice. Has that good old , classic charm. A-

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

7F17 - Old Money (March 28, 1991)

Summary: Grampa's new girlfriend dies and leaves him more money than he knows what to do with.

Episode Timeline:
Sunday, August 19, 1990:
- The family drops off Grampa after their visit to the liquor store
- The family decides that their next trip should be to Discount Lion Safari
- Grampa's medication is switched with Bea Simmons'
- Abe and Bea get to talking
- Abe prepares for his date
- Abe and Bea go dancing
Over the span of a month:
- Abe and Bea go to the park
- Abe and Bea drink milkshakes
- Abe and Bea go to the beach
- Abe and Bea play the piano
Saturday, September 15, 1990:
- Grampa shops at Herman's for a gift for Bea's birthday
- Grampa shops at Grandma's World
Sunday, September 16, 1990:
- Homer drags Grampa away from the home
- The family goes to Discount Lion Safari and gets trapped by lions all night
Monday, September 17, 1990:
- Grampa arrives back home to find Bea has died
Tuesday, September 18, 1990:
- At Bea's funeral, Abe says he has no son
- Lionel Hutz drops off Abe's inheritance from Bea
- Grampa calls Homer to tell him the news
- Grampa buys Napoleon's hat
- Grampa visits a mud-wrestling show
Wednesday, September 19, 1990:
- Grampa goes para-sailing
- Grampa goes to Diz-Nee Land
- Grampa comes by for dinner
- Grampa announces he'll give his money away
Thursday, September 20, 1990:
- Folks line up for Grampa's money
- Otto wants to revamp the bus
- Burns begs for the money
- Moe has a treasure map
- Monroe wants a baby for his Monroe Box
- Bart treats Grampa like Santa
- Frink needs to fund his death ray
- Lisa tells Grampa that the less fortunate need the money
- Grampa walks around the impoverished city
- Jasper suggests Grampa double his money gambling
Friday, September 21, 1990:
- Grampa heads to the Casino
- Homer tries to stop Grampa
- Grampa almost loses it all
- Grampa spruces up the retirement home with his money

References to Time:
- The third Sunday of every month is when the family spends a day with Grampa
- The family's already been to Olde Springfield Towne
- Herman says that Bea shares her birthday with the Battleship New Jersey. This ship was completed September 16, 1940, launched December 12, 1942, and commissioned May 23, 1943. When referring to a ship's birthday, usually the launch or commission date is observed. However, neither of those days could be "the third Sunday of a month." Therefore, I'm sticking with September 16, 1990 as my reference point.
- Frink has a wife
- Lisa wants a pony named Princess
- It's the 20th century

References to Other Episodes:
- Kent Brockman married Stephanie the weather lady (they we're rumored to be dating in "Bart vs. Thanksgiving")

SLH Presence:
- SLH is not present
- Bleeding Gums Murphy is alive
- Marvin Monroe is alive
- The retirment home is made nice

Minimum Time Spanned: 1 month and 5 days

Canon: Grampa seems to be barely familiar with Burns, despite their history in WWII together. Also, I forsee issue with the fixed date. Those two things may not be canon.

Favorite Moment:
- Homer rushing through the Krusty Burger is amusing, but the garbled response he gets always cracks me up.

Review: This episode starts slow, but really picks up half-way through. It is amusing seeing all the characters wishes. And the trip to the casino is frantic and funny. The dramatic scenes and the moral of the story balance well with the funny moments. It is the best look into the lives of the old folks, without making any jokes at the expense of senior citizens. It's also nice to see Grampa before he evolves into a blithering old coot. A-